Day two.
From the RV Desk of Miss. Melanie Chambers
Terra Nova National Park.
Buckley Cove.
Scenes from the end of my hike starting at the Visitor Centre, but more of that later. This is just a visual teaser.
From the RV office of Miss.Melanie Chambers. Day one.
The dishes in the back of the RV rattle and clatter. Hold er steady, cap-tn. I'm givin' er all I got! Newfoundland's Trans Canada Highway isn't the smoothest, but it sure is scenic: rock borders the highway -- like a giant flame torch blew a path right through the sucker-- while beyond the rock, it's a green carpet of pine trees.
At the helm of my ship!
Lying on my side, in underwear only, my ear rests on an old lady’s inner thigh. Every time she leans in to scrub my chest with her sandpaper loofah, her doughy breast bounces off my head. She, too, is in her underwear. My nostrils are overcome with almond oil and body odour.